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Old Feb 05, 2009, 06:04 PM // 18:04   #1
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Old Feb 05, 2009, 06:11 PM // 18:11   #2
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0 inches

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Old Feb 05, 2009, 06:13 PM // 18:13   #3
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Your ePenis size is: 8421777 inches

I think I may have slightly exaggerated my CPU benchmark. What the hell do they expect you to enter in there anyway? Which damn benchmark?

Geek phail, imo.
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Old Feb 05, 2009, 06:19 PM // 18:19   #4
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161881571

Woohoo!

Properly done (don't know what a benchmark is): 1068
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Old Feb 05, 2009, 06:25 PM // 18:25   #5
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1206, thats what I get for using a laptop...
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Old Feb 05, 2009, 06:27 PM // 18:27   #6
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-15



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Old Feb 05, 2009, 06:39 PM // 18:39   #7
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35.

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Old Feb 05, 2009, 08:21 PM // 20:21   #8
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someone beat me.
What do you suggest we beat you with?
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Old Feb 05, 2009, 08:38 PM // 20:38   #9
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-45 inches.

Ima go q.q now.
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Old Feb 05, 2009, 10:25 PM // 22:25   #10
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Your ePenis size is: 44336982511 inches

They failed to ask the main question that will kill your epenis: "do you think macs are better for building webpages/graphics on"?
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Old Feb 05, 2009, 11:44 PM // 23:44   #11
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Your ePenis size is: 2127.8 inches
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Old Feb 05, 2009, 11:47 PM // 23:47   #12
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Your ePenis size is: 1053 inches.
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Old Feb 06, 2009, 12:31 AM // 00:31   #13
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Your ePenis size is: 5521 inches
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Old Feb 06, 2009, 01:25 AM // 01:25   #14
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-9260 inches

it's magnitude is over 9000!!!!!!!
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Old Feb 06, 2009, 01:41 AM // 01:41   #15
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5055

Oh well.
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Old Feb 06, 2009, 03:44 AM // 03:44   #16
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1.0E+153

Do I win now?
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Old Feb 06, 2009, 03:47 AM // 03:47   #17
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ePenis = 34 inches...

LOL
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Old Feb 06, 2009, 04:07 AM // 04:07   #18
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Your ePenis size is: 4202 inches <--- using the benchmarks they wanted, and combining a few of the questions from my desktop and workstation (benchmarks are from desktop)
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Old Feb 06, 2009, 04:28 AM // 04:28   #19
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1.0E+782 inches

I'm just that awesome.
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Old Feb 06, 2009, 05:17 AM // 05:17   #20
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Mine is so little - Your ePenis size is: 1495 inches
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